Hmmm.... This is interseting....
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Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you; but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? (this ones for you S.S.S.B.)
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you; but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? (this ones for you S.S.S.B.)
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
2 comments:
I like the electricity one. Tehe.
i think it is considered a hostage situation ; )
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