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I am really happy because for some reason February was driving me a bit crazy. I still have February fever though so I am going to let it out:

AHHHH! Sock monkeys rule! Wap you with my sock monkeys tail! MWHAHAHAHA! You and your potatoes are no match for my monkey! KUNG FU FIGHTING TIME! And an ice cream lands on the potatoes head. Will he make it? AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! lolololol!!!!!!!!! The monkey eats a bandanna and thinks it is a banana. OHOHOHOHOH NOOOO! He is rushed to the hospital and the clown smacks a pie in his face too hard and becomes unconscious. The monkey eats another pancake and says goodbye cruel world. The clown is awake and proposes to the monkey. The monkey dies and the clown is in trauma. Heading over to the local orphanage, the clown offers a button to the frog. The frog kisses the clown and he turns into a prince! Then, he whisks the monkey away to a nerd. The nerd uses his nerdy powers to dorkafy the monkey!!!! WOOO HOOO! She is alive! Then they eat gumbo and live happily ever after.