Juthskea???
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Be demand and boredom, I have researched a new creature, a Juthskea! I am calling out a plea of help to all viewers of this blog, what is this creature?
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i can't believe it, but i looked on the eat low carbon diet calculator, and i got 1125.75! it went strait up after lunch-
Green, wonderful green -add
green, wonderful green -add
green, wonderful green -add
YELLOW! YELLOW! YELLOW!
ah, well, maybe i'll plan what i eat better now.
oh yeah, and my theory to what a Juthskea is is that it's:
-1 no idea -2 a tiny piece of green algae floating at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean -3 the Gished's pet purple labradoodle -4 a Chinese cookie -5 a lime-colored parrot, living mostly in Argentina, Brazil, and Venezuela, that imitates all sorts of things, from chimpanzees to chiuauas (did i spell that right?). it is also found in Arctica and Norway, though rarely, because peinguins and flibet-de-goosheds like to poke them with chopsticks, and they generally find it annoying.
GO PANDAS!
GO FLOWERS!!
GO CHOPSTICKS!!!
GO RANDOMNESS!!!!
GO CALCULATORS!!!!!
okay, so this is a creature with which I am not very well acquainted. Since it lives chiefly in Finland, I don't know much about it. Although we're pretty close... anyway, the juthskea is a small, furry creature similar to Tove Jansson's creeps, but mute. And with shorter hair. Juthskeas are extremely shy and catch cold very quickly. Because of this, they are only seen in the month of June. They live above the arctic circle and can be observed whizzing about on skis in the midnight sun. All in all, pleasant little creatures, but not particularly audacious.
Juthskeas are small marmints that live around Austria and The Czech Republic.
I somtimes go camping with Franz around Niederosterreich, where they are bred in a wildlife reserve. They are small, cuddly, and brown. Although, a purple one was recently born (we call it Ungewöhnlich)
P.S.
Just in case you are not fluent in German, Ungewöhnlich means oddball. :)
it's chihuahua. :-)
a Juthskea is actually a small mutant chipmunk, that prefers the cold, so it moves to the North Pole every winter, but stays in Alaska or Japan, and are sometimes found on tropical islands, sleeping in coconuts. when they live in Alaska or Japan, they build burrows. They are mutant because they have three eyes, they have purple wings, and make little screams instead of chattering.
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