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OMG!!! I was captured by a Juthskea! It told me that I knew too much. Forunatly, I tickled it and it ran away and said that I will never return! I was scared. I am called out to everyone reading this blog to help me find more info on this creature. I could not see it as I was bagged. Please help and include a photo if you can!
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OMG!!! I was captured by a Juthskea! It told me that I knew too much. Forunatly, I tickled it and it ran away and said that I will never return! I was scared. I am called out to everyone reading this blog to help me find more info on this creature. I could not see it as I was bagged. Please help and include a photo if you can!
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i have never seen evidence of an evil juthskea before, but apparently, there are some. i think this is one of those cases with an evil twin and a nice twin. this, thankfully, is not normal - i mean an evil twin juthskea that attacks a human. i'm not sure what it looks like, but it should have looked something like this:
/*\___/*\
\-0-0-0-/
\__o__/
/\_____/\
\***|***/
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\___|___/
/_\\__//_\
i tried to put in a picture, but it wouldn’t work
just imagine what this would look like, but with it colored brown, with the middle part purple wings, the bottom a puffy tail between feet, and the top, a chipmunk head with three grey eyes
Juthskeas are small marmots that live around Austria and The Czech Republic. It says this about them in my (well, I borrowed it from Franz anyway) Encyclopedia of European Marmots and Rodents:
The Juthskea is a small marmot living in the Bartosleskv Region of Central Europe. It is commonly found in the mountains, and some other, lower, pine forest areas. Juthskeas usually range from eight to twelve inches in height, and are a reddish brown color. Although, sometimes mutations occur, resulting in a darker brown color, or even purple. Juthskeas have a diet focusing mainly on leaves and other greenery found close to the forest floor. Juthskeas are not usually predatory, but do sometimes consume small insects.
I am sorry about the photo. I would include a photo, but the Juthskeas from the nature Reserve have all been kidnapped. Every photo was torn out of the books, and the reserve building was set on fire. Kinda weird, ain' it?
Agent Kaltesherz signing off
(geddit? Kaltes Herz - muhaha)
I AM STILL PROTESTING THE USE OF THE NAME SWISS CHEESE -
Puffy Tail?? Posh. The latest intelligence suggests that an evil scientist - from the old Soviet Union is behind this. This evil scientist has the code name Q-мяч. Q-мяч used to specialize in working bombs under Georgy Maximilianovich Malenkov. Q-мяч has been working to restore the Communist ideals ever since. He also said something about banana phones, but I can’t tell what. This scientist has been kidnapping ordinary Juthskeas and breeding giant, evil, mutant Juthskeas. I had intercepted this message from Q-мяч to a military spy – named Селекционер who is in on the plan. (it has been translated into English)
Q-мяч: Селекционер входивший - входивший –
Селекционер: Селекционер входивший - в чем Вы нуждаетесь
Q-мяч: И----- ----- ---------- ------ший----- -------- ----- --- --- --------
Селекционер: Jаш готов. Это нашло девочку. Она знает слишком много. Немецкий военный шпион находится в на заговоре. Получите девочку и шпиона или пострадать. Вы знаете, что владелец - опасный-----------------------и-----это----
Q-мяч: остановитесь теперь - немец имеет com - - здесь ----, идут---заканчивают--
Селекционер: Агент
This is the end of the text. – translation is below –
Q-ball: The selector entered - entered-
The selector: The selector entered ------- in what you require
Q-ball: And - - ------------------------ший - - ------------------------------
The selector: Juthskea - it is ready. It has found the girl. She knows too much. The German military spy is in on plot. Receive the girl and the spy or to suffer. You know, that the owner - dangerous----------------------- and - - ---it - ---
Q-ball: Stop now - the German has come ----- here - ---, go ---finish-------
The selector: ---- agent--------- out
* notes of interest:
1) these guys are behind the attack, and they are probably going to come after you
2) they are breeding evil mutant Juthskeas
3) The Selector is the name of the spy, and Q-ball is the name of the scientist
4) ---- is a place where I could only hear static
5) The name of the person speaking has a colon after it
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