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Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

How can there be self-help “groups”?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?

If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

Why is a boxing ring square?

Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?

Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?

What do people in China call their good plates?

What do you call a male ladybug?

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? I m hukt on fonix

Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?

If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?

If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?

If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situation?

I am really happy because for some reason February was driving me a bit crazy. I still have February fever though so I am going to let it out:

AHHHH! Sock monkeys rule! Wap you with my sock monkeys tail! MWHAHAHAHA! You and your potatoes are no match for my monkey! KUNG FU FIGHTING TIME! And an ice cream lands on the potatoes head. Will he make it? AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! lolololol!!!!!!!!! The monkey eats a bandanna and thinks it is a banana. OHOHOHOHOH NOOOO! He is rushed to the hospital and the clown smacks a pie in his face too hard and becomes unconscious. The monkey eats another pancake and says goodbye cruel world. The clown is awake and proposes to the monkey. The monkey dies and the clown is in trauma. Heading over to the local orphanage, the clown offers a button to the frog. The frog kisses the clown and he turns into a prince! Then, he whisks the monkey away to a nerd. The nerd uses his nerdy powers to dorkafy the monkey!!!! WOOO HOOO! She is alive! Then they eat gumbo and live happily ever after.

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I am typing in the pink font... the dance story has one more thing to it... make up. I wore some to the dance, so did sirianna and the royal dork. My guy friend (send me a comment on a good name for him!) hates make up unless used for acting. Sirianna was wearing:

Eye shadow
Mascara

The Royal Dork was wearing:

Blush

I was wearing:

Lipstick
Some brightness powdery thing

So he was mad. He started complaining about sirianna's mascara when she told up that mascara bothers her eyes a bit. Then he complained about the eye shadow. He did not complain about the blush cuz that was earlier that day. When I told him I was wearing two kinds of make up he freaked out. He knew I was wearing some lip thing but not the brightening powder. That annoyed me. If you can't even tell that I am wearing make up don't complain!