I need a title...

Seriously, can someone fill me in

What's going on! Sirianna and Aquatic Girl mentioned SSSB leaving the group... when? Can someone fill me in!!!!!!!

Too much is happening in one day....... AHHHH!!!!

Those last two posts are not just about him. They are about a lot more.

1. School
2. Him
3. Friendship drama
4. School Drama
5. Spring Break Trip

These are causing me to be overly stressed but on Monday everything will be set straight.

What is wrong with my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have so many !%#%^&@ issues in my !^&*#@ life!!!!!!!!!! Can one of you email me for some help... please!

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I don't know why but today I am in the edgy kind of mood. Maybe it is because I just watched project runway. There is this designer, Christian, who designs these really edgy kind of clothes and some of them I think look really amazing. The title is what he says like a catch phrase type deal.

Anyway, back to being a dork. Has everyone heard of the movie Race to Witch Mountain? I had this dream about it. There is this blue and yellow fish that is good and a comet that is evil. The comet is trying to hit earth and destroy everything but the fish headbutts the comet to save earth. The fish has won forever and then when the comet tries to hit again, the fish is hit on the top of his head. The fishes eyes are swirly so he is hypnotized. The comet hits earth and that is how the race to witch mountain starts. Weird, right?

Have you ever felt like you just to disappear not from embarrassment but away from stress? I feel like I want to go to a tropical paradise, feel the sand, the warm sun, and be away from everyone. Close my eyes and just vanish into nothingness. The waterfall was kinda my inspiration for my tropical get away. If only...

Hello all of my readers! Well this is THE RANDOM LIFE OF AN UNKNOWN GIRL'S 100TH POST ART EXPO!!!!! All these drawings but the one with the two girls in it are mine. The other one is a friends. So.... what do you think! Tell me which one is your favorite. OH! Just so you know, here are the titles for each work of art!

1. Pulling You In
2. The Flower of Hope
3. Uncertain
4. I Loved You
5. Orange n' White
6. Standin' Strong
7. Once in a Purple Moon
8. Hazy Lazy Summer
9. Not mine so can't name it!
10. Comet Joy
11. Black n' White
12. Alone, not Lonely

So, I hope that you like them! I put a lot of work into each piece. Also, what would this post be without a funny story! Here is one for you!


A blond, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets. First, they called the brunette in and asked her a question.

"If you could go to any planet, what planet would you want to go to and why?"

After pondering the question she answered, "I would like to go to Mars because it seems so interesting with all the recent news about possible extra terrestrial life on the planet."

They said "well okay, thank you." And told her that they would get back to her.

Next, the redhead entered the room and the NASA people asked her the same question. In reply, "I would like to go to Saturn to see all of its rings." Again, "thank you" and they would get back to her.

Finally, the blond entered the room and they asked her the same question they asked the brunette and the redhead. She thought for a while and replied, "I would like to go to the sun."

The people from NASA replied, "why, don't you know that if you went to the sun you would burn to death?"

The blond smirked and put her hands on her hips. "Are you guys dumb? I'd go at night!"

Once again, no offense to blonds but I found this really funny!

Also, send me a comment on what you think of the new blog design. I am changing it because this blog needed something new and I am hoping spring will come soon! I am in the mood for something else that is really funny.... Here is another funny story!

Ol' Fred had been a religious man who was in the hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them. As the preacher stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on.

The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Ol' Fred used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then he died. The preacher thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket.

At the funeral, as he was finishing the message, he realized that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Ol' Fred died.

He said, "You know, Ol' Fred handed me a note just before he died. I haven't looked at it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all."

He opened the note, and read out loud, "Hey, you're standing on my oxygen tube?"

HA! There is nothing like a good laugh in life! I hope you enjoyed THE RANDOM LIFE OF AN UNKNOWN GIRL'S 100TH POST ART EXPO!!!!!

A blonde woman boards an airplane. She is extremely exhausted and just wants to take a nap. She finally finds her seat and sits down next to a very curious young man.

He wants to test the whole dumb blonde thing and possibly make some money out of it. "Hey, wanna play a game?" he asks her. "No thank you, i just want to take a nap." "Please, its really easy, all you have to do is answer the questions that i ask you. If you don't know the answer, then you give me five dollars, and if I don't know the answer to your question, then Ill give you five dollars."

"I really don't want to do this. I just want to take a nap."

"Oh but PLEASE pretty please. Okay, how about if I don't know the answer to your question, I'll give you five hundred dollars." The blonde woman became interested and decided to play the game.

"Okay. How many moons does jupiter have?" the young man asked. The woman reached into her purse and took out a five dollar bill. "What goes up the mountain with three legs and comes back down with four?".

The young man, determined not to lose, gets out his laptop and searches all over the internet for an answered. Flustered and confused, the young man hand the blonde five hundred dollars.

After a few hours, the young man was itching to know the answer to the question."What was the answer to the riddle?" the blonde woman reached into her purse and handed the young man a five dollar bill.

Just so you know, this is just a joke! Blondes are not dumb!

Two blind pilots both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.

Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.

The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport. As it begins to look as though the plane will plough in to the water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.

In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says,"ya know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die."

There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wanted to take it with him to heaven. So he began to pray that he might be able to take some of his wealth with him.

An angel hears his plea and appears to him.
"Sorry, but you can't take your wealth with you."
The man implores the angel to speak to God to see if He might bend the rules.

The man continues to pray that his wealth could follow him.

The angel reappears and informs the man that God has decided to allow him to take one suitcase with him. Overjoyed, the man gathers his largest suitcase and fills it with pure gold bars and places it beside his bed.

Soon afterward the man dies and shows up at the Gates of Heaven to greet St. Peter.

Seeing the suitcase St. Peter says,
"Hold on, you can't bring that in here!"

But, the man explains to St. Peter that he has permission and asks him to verify his story with the Lord. Sure enough, St. Peter checks and comes back saying,
"You're right. You are allowed one carry-on bag, but I'm supposed to check its contents before letting it through."

St. Peter opens the suitcase to inspect the worldly items that the man found too precious to leave behind and exclaims,
"You brought pavement?!!!"

Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were
sharing a large suite on the top of a 75 story sky scraper.
After a long day of meetings they were shocked to hear that the
elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb
75 flights of stairs to get to their room.  Bill said to Jim and
Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by
concentrating on something interesting.  I'll tell jokes for 25
flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can
tell sad stories the rest of the way.  At the 26th floor Bill
stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing.  At the 51st floor
Jim stopped singing and Scott began to tell sad stories.  "I will
tell my saddest story first," he said.  "I left the room key in
the car!"

Proper weight control cannot be attained by dieting alone; however, many people who are engaged in sedentary occupations do not realize that calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do not require much (or any) physical exercise.

Here's the guide to calorie-burning activities and the number of calories per hour they consume.

Beating around the bush . . . . . . . . .75
Jumping to conclusions . . . . . . . . . 100
Climbing the walls . . . . . . . . . . . 150
Swallowing your pride. . . . . . . . . .50
Passing the buck . . . . . . . . . . . .25
Pushing your luck. . . . . . . . . . . 250
Making mountains out of molehills. . . 500
Hitting the nail on the head . . . . . .50
Bending over backwards . . . . . . . . .75
Running around in circles. . . . . . . 350
Climbing the ladder of success . . . . 650

• "A pedestrian hit me and went under my car."

• "The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention."

• "I had been learning to drive with power steering. I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going the opposite way."

• "Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have."

• "I thought my window was down; but found it was up when I put my hand through it."

• "No one was to blame for the accident, but it never would have happened if the other driver had been alert."

• "The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him."

• "I saw the slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car."

• "I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident."

• "I was taking my canary to the hospital. It got loose in the car and flew out the window. The next thing I saw was his rear end, and there was a crash."

• "I was backing my car out of the driveway in the usual manner when it was struck by the other car in the same place where it had been struck several times before."

• "The indirect cause of this accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth."

• "The accident happened when the right door of a car came around the corner without giving a signal."

• "I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows."

• "I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprung up, obscuring my vision."

• "I was on the way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident."

• "I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him."

• "I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat, I found that I had a fractured skull."

• "My wench slipped, losing my balance, and I hurt my back."

• "I was unable to stop in time, and my car crashed into the other vehicle. The driver and passengers then left immediately for a vacation with injuries."

• "To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian."

• "The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle."

• "When I could not avoid a collision, I stepped on the gas and crashed into the other car."

• "I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way."

• "In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole."

• "My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle."

• "As I approached the intersection, a stop sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident."

• "The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve out of its path when it struck my front end."

• "A truck backed though my windshield and into my wife's face."

• "I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment."

• "The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him."

• "An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle, and vanished."

"Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."


"Life is unsure, always eat your dessert first."


"After all is said and done, usually more is said."


"Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it."


"Duct tape is like the Force. It has a dark side, it has a light side, and it holds the Universe together."
~ Carl Zwanig ~


"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."


"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep"


"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."


"Fish and visitors smell in three days."
~ Benjamin Franklin, 1736 ~


"The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was."


"The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they'll sleep at night."
~ Otto von Bismarck ~


"If you can smile when things go wrong then you have someone in mind to blame."


"Down with gravity!"


"If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what the heck does a humanitarian eat!?"


"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
~ Benjamin Disraeli ~


"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get to work."


"A bargain is something you cannot use at a price you cannot resist."


"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."
~ Mark Twain (1835-1910) ~


"Some day my ship will come in, but with my luck, I'll be at the airport."


"A kid's idea of a balanced diet is a hamburger in each hand."


"If a man says something, but there's no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?"


"You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is."
~ Ellen DeGeners ~

"Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac."
~ George Carlin ~


"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
~ Groucho Marx ~


"I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain."
~ Carol Leifer ~

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you; but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? (this ones for you S.S.S.B.)

If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

How can there be self-help “groups”?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?

If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

Why is a boxing ring square?

Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?

Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?

What do people in China call their good plates?

What do you call a male ladybug?

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? I m hukt on fonix

Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?

If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?

If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?

If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situation?

I am really happy because for some reason February was driving me a bit crazy. I still have February fever though so I am going to let it out:

AHHHH! Sock monkeys rule! Wap you with my sock monkeys tail! MWHAHAHAHA! You and your potatoes are no match for my monkey! KUNG FU FIGHTING TIME! And an ice cream lands on the potatoes head. Will he make it? AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! lolololol!!!!!!!!! The monkey eats a bandanna and thinks it is a banana. OHOHOHOHOH NOOOO! He is rushed to the hospital and the clown smacks a pie in his face too hard and becomes unconscious. The monkey eats another pancake and says goodbye cruel world. The clown is awake and proposes to the monkey. The monkey dies and the clown is in trauma. Heading over to the local orphanage, the clown offers a button to the frog. The frog kisses the clown and he turns into a prince! Then, he whisks the monkey away to a nerd. The nerd uses his nerdy powers to dorkafy the monkey!!!! WOOO HOOO! She is alive! Then they eat gumbo and live happily ever after.